Thoughts I Had While Watching… is a series in which I watch terrible movies and keep a log of what I’m thinking while watching it. It’s always unedited. Sometimes the articles will be good. Mostly they will probably be bad. Jokes will repeat, purposefully or not. This started as a writing exercise and slowly morphed into this. Hopefully they elicit a laugh or two. But if not, well. You get what you pay for.
I wish I had a time machine, so I could go back and slap this DVD from my hands. I know that would cause a temporal anomaly and probably destroy the universe, but honestly it’d be worth it.
Sometimes you come across a shark movie that will terrify you in all the right ways. This was not that movie.
